99% chance I'm a psycho and I'll probably **** your life up,joking. wait no I'm not.
not girly if I'm honest I'm the kinda girl who'll stay up till 1 in the morning playing black ops zombies whilst eating pizza dressed in your shorts and over sized top.
But my fat a*** probs won't fit
I'm probably that annoying girlfriend you can't stay mad @
I'll steal your whole bed and wake you up at 4am for sex

If you need a alcoholic psycho girlfriend who'll probably try to kill you when I'm drunk then here I am