Hi, i'm Duncan. Recently i've fallen on hard times due to appearing on some jungle show with a bunch of other cunts yet i've had to pretend the whole time that my businesses haven't been failing. Now I sell Ice creams.....it's not quite the same pay but I can still pretend i'm not dying on thew inside for a picture. As you can see I'm often in the gym in my suit for some reason. I enjoy ridiculing people's business plans and also constantly stating that i'm out. If anyone has any spare cash going about so I can get back on my feet, hire me a van or fancy a quick chat drop me a line.