28 · Male · Bisexual · It's complicated
if life is a box of chocolates, i wanna be ur favorite that you eat firsti like long waks on the beach, except for when there is sharks at the beach.
i like playing video games but i wish pokemon go would spawn pokemon in my house more often so i could play it more. when people tell me i have dry humor i say bitch what and i pour my drink on the humor to make it wet. I am looking for a sexy girlfriend my age. Will you be the right one for me?
my computer wont take any more pictures, sorry ladies.
favorite band: Eminem
favorite food: Macaroni
favorite colour: the colour of macaroni. death to spaghetti
favorite movie: the green shawshank mile to redemption
favroite book: fifty shades darker, much better than the first one
favorite quote: ''Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Jonah hill to hump a dead goose'' Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/albert_einstein.html